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Newts are low maintenance

Postby N.Dorphins » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:02 pm

Newts make great pets.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:36 am

As long as you've got a boner, every day is hump day.
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Postby The Tarantula » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:49 am

Damn straight.
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Postby Spoon » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:24 am

I hate when I pay a homeless guy to rape somebody that I don't like, and then after they're done they ask for an extra sandwich. A deal is a deal. I'm all like, "FML yo! LOL"
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Postby N.Dorphins » Tue May 22, 2012 4:34 pm

Newts are low maintenance.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Mon May 28, 2012 1:04 am

I hate people who have limp hand shakes. Fuck 'em all.
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Postby The Tarantula » Mon May 28, 2012 9:18 pm

I'm against all forms of handshaking, so why do people with limp ones even bother to force you to do it?
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Postby Marshall » Tue May 29, 2012 12:21 pm

I hate when I tell someone I'm going on vacation or I won't be at work for a few days and he/she replies with, "must be nice" in a pissy tone. It IS nice; that's why I'm going on vacation. So don't make me feel bad because you choose to be miserable in your life by wasting all your money on satellite television or expensive gadgetry or a dozen kids and three dogs that keep you tied down to what could otherwise be a kickass, rock and roll life full of pictures and awesome postcards. Not my agenda. Next time I'll tell you I'm going to Sobibor. Then tell me how nice it must be. Asshole.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:05 am

FREE FRACKING MUMIA!
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Postby N.Dorphins » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:08 pm

Newts are low maintenance.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:36 pm

Newts are low maintenance.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:45 pm

Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween.
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Postby Chuck » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:31 am

Guys who wear sandals.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:47 pm

That they preempted Danzig WithThe Stars.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:28 pm

N.Dorphins wrote:People who refuse to eat fast food.


N.Dorphins wrote:Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween. Grow up.


Hahaha, I think I like you good sir.
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