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Postby lithiumtom » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:16 pm

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Postby N.Dorphins » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:59 pm

The "In The Newts" theme song, with newsman Christopher Glenn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugHeAgrW9w
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Postby Spoon » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:14 am

[quote="The Lamp Incident"]I hate people who have limp hand shakes. Fuck 'em all.[/quote]

On the other end of the spectrum, I hate it when people shake your hand with the sole intent of crushing it. In return I give them the "what the fuck is wrong with you?" look, which 100% of the time causes the other person to laugh. It would be funnier if there was nothing the fuck wrong with them.

I also hate it when people swear too fucking much. Profanity is the linguistic crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Sun May 12, 2013 5:28 am

slugs not dugs
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Postby mags » Sun May 12, 2013 5:44 pm

People who just won't let you end a phone call, and force you in to an ever lengthening ritual of " thanks, yeah that would be great, yeah thanks and..... GOOD BYE......yes, yes, definitely, no problem, I will, thanks and...."

It should be a legal requirement that no phone call can continue after seven minutes, that way if stuff really needed any longer to discuss, the other person would have to re call and maybe get the engaged tone.

I've noticed that the more trivial the news is, the more the person delivering it teases it out.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Fri May 17, 2013 11:51 am

Slugs avoid salt.
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Postby mags » Wed May 29, 2013 6:17 am

I dropped my kindle, the screen is all picaso stuff now, and its out of warranty, regret buying so many books for it now.
Think I'll stick with traditional print from now on, especially as the illustrations are better.
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Postby N.Dorphins » Wed May 29, 2013 2:01 pm

Slugs not drugs.
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Re: Newts are low maintenance

Postby Cannavarojo9 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:11 am

FREE FRACKING MUMIA! goldenslot
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