The Break-Up Thread: V2.0

Moderators: Cult Leader Lettuce, Adict4DeadMilk, johnec

Postby doctor love » Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:27 pm

No relationships to speak of in my life as well. I dont really have any friendships to speak of either. I think I'm gonna watch some movies then drink my woes away.
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:43 am

I found a nice chick that I get a long with quite well because all we do is smoke pot watch porn and fuck. Nothing more nothing less no strings attached, this shit rules!
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
User avatar
Adict4DeadMilk
Moderator
 
Posts: 1818
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:14 pm
Location: Buffalo, New York

Postby doctor love » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:05 am

Adict4DeadMilk wrote:I found a nice chick that I get a long with quite well because all we do is smoke pot watch porn and fuck. Nothing more nothing less no strings attached, this shit rules!


you suck.
no, i am jealous.
no, you just suck (still jealous).
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby doctor love » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:08 am

i love annimal collective
Last edited by doctor love on Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:29 am

I still work my pizza delivery job which basically amounts to little more than getting paid to play Super Nintendo and do crossword puzzles in the newspaper in addition to occasionally delivering someone their food(on slow days). When I have a busy day the tips can be pretty damn good, especially for the hours I work, but relying on tips kind of sucks when you work at a really small business(as opposed to when I was a busboy and was raking in $40 on a slow night in addition to the $5.15 an hour going into my check). At least all my pay is under the counter.
eh
User avatar
The Lamp Incident
 
Posts: 5090
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:46 pm
Location: PVD, rho die land

Postby The Tarantula » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:47 pm

doctor love wrote:
Adict4DeadMilk wrote:I found a nice chick that I get a long with quite well because all we do is smoke pot watch porn and fuck. Nothing more nothing less no strings attached, this shit rules!


you suck.
no, i am jealous.
no, you just suck (still jealous).


What he said.
It's alive! (nearly)
http://dmtabs.deadmilkmen.com
User avatar
The Tarantula
 
Posts: 3300
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 8:15 pm
Location: Perth, West Australia

Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:16 am

I am pleased to find out that I have brought out a deadly sin in both the tarantula and d-lo with the same statement muaha!

Lamp you have got to have some good delivery stories. Have you ever been offered sex for payment from big black women?
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
User avatar
Adict4DeadMilk
Moderator
 
Posts: 1818
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:14 pm
Location: Buffalo, New York

Postby The Lamp Incident » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:46 am

Unfortunately for you my job is probably a lot more boring than the stereotypes would say.
eh
User avatar
The Lamp Incident
 
Posts: 5090
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:46 pm
Location: PVD, rho die land

Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:02 pm

Its not as unfortunate as you would think.
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
User avatar
Adict4DeadMilk
Moderator
 
Posts: 1818
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:14 pm
Location: Buffalo, New York

Postby doctor love » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:09 am

Interesting things happened yesterday. At work (I work at a porn retailer now), a lady asked me to grope her breasts because she got a new boob job and then later in the day Larry Flynt showed up in his gold wheelchair.
After work, I went to a female co-workers birthday party, who is very cute and just my physical type. I drank a full six pack of Fat Tire and three shots of Whiskey and accidentally dropped my glasses in the toilet moments before puking in it (luckily my glasses were removed before the regurgitation). There was also a lot of ass whipping (my co-workers like to receive and give whippings). I dont remember how it started, but the birthday girl and myself ended up making out heavily in front of our other co-workers (who were all invited to her party) and when everyone left for the night, we ended up in her bedroom.
One of our other co-workers crashed on the floor, but that didnt stop us from making out and me working my magic fingers.
Que to the morning and I have two enormous rashes the size of Florida on both sides of my neck (hickies) because the girl I made out with is kinda crazy and is into vampirism and likes to drink blood and stuff. Before I leave, she tells me that she blacked out and has no memory of anything that happened in the bedroom, which sucks because she asked me to spend the night on Monday..and now I think it might not happen.
About 6 hours later, I go to work hungover and get shit from everybody because of my new skin art.
Now, I'm not sure if things will be weird between me and the co-worker or not, if she even likes me or if the alcohol was doing the talking, or what will happen with my other co-workers.
?
Last edited by doctor love on Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby doctor love » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:10 am

but it was all fun! :)
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:31 pm

Ha that sounds like a crazy dream. That does seem like a touchy thing, Just try to hang out with her and bring drinks again. I am sure you can ride that one out as much as you want.
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
User avatar
Adict4DeadMilk
Moderator
 
Posts: 1818
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:14 pm
Location: Buffalo, New York

Postby doctor love » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:57 pm

What the fuck is this shit?
Is my girlfriend stupid enough to leave a picture of her hand carressing another man's Johnson on her cellphone, or is the picture of something else entirely?
And where were my balls when I saw the photo this morning? Not on the pic. I was working at the time. Hmmm?

*edit: it was actually a pic of her junk upside down, which looked a little like a penis (or at least when I viewed it in the morning and had sleep in my eyes).
Last edited by doctor love on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
happy cows give sour milk.
User avatar
doctor love
 
Posts: 1607
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:30 pm
Location: Tacoma, Wa

Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:00 pm

Sucks to be you. My girlfriend kicks ass.
eh
User avatar
The Lamp Incident
 
Posts: 5090
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:46 pm
Location: PVD, rho die land

Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:21 pm

Sucks to be me I don't have a girl therefore I don't deal with that shit. oh wait...
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
User avatar
Adict4DeadMilk
Moderator
 
Posts: 1818
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:14 pm
Location: Buffalo, New York

PreviousNext

Return to Thee Mega Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron