Heres a haiku I wrote about the perfect girl I had yet to meet.
come picka me up
get me a cheese hamburger
then you take me home
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doctor love wrote:What the fuck is this shit?
Is my girlfriend stupid enough to leave a picture of her hand carressing another man's Johnson on her cellphone, or is the picture of something else entirely?
And where were my balls when I saw the photo this morning? Not on the pic. I was working at the time. Hmmm?
*edit: it was actually a pic of her junk upside down, which looked a little like a penis (or at least when I viewed it in the morning and had sleep in my eyes).
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